The Savage Garden

ASK ME (almost) ANYTHING: but if you're a ridiculous cunt I'll verbally eviscerate you without prejudice. ヽ(^。^)ノ   I'm an introvert, a writer, D&D/RPG/MMO gamer girl (technically I'm ambigender, but I don't really mind if people default to using female pronouns), pansexual, polyamorous, erudite espresso nerd, an android nightmare, otherkin Unseelie cannibal faerie, and I'm more likely to connect emotionally with a Cylon Basestar than I am with you.

birdhero:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

(Source: nilesymon, via deertaur)

— 10 hours ago with 22240 notes

findchaos:

whowasntthere:

Sunday Sacrilege

Imagine we’re having a very witty conversation on the sofa, and then I do That Thing with my nose. Because that’s what I actually do.

It’s like an immersive experience of when I’m talking to K. Now everyone can experience it!

— 1 day ago with 169 notes
hello ladies cute feminist boy here

iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life

(Source: glossoblogia, via deertaur)

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Silent Butterfly - Studio Neo Black

Silent Butterfly - Studio Neo Black

(Source: writhinginpain)

— 1 day ago with 130 notes

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

(via docwithtardisfez)

— 1 day ago with 248292 notes